Tom Brady is the September cover boy for Details Magazine. I find this cover photo to be extremely rough. I don’t like the white tank, I don’t like the haircut, I don’t like the faux-intense, constipated look on Tom’s face. I guess he’s trying to come across as hardcore, but he just looks like he’s trying too hard. He does have beautiful eyes though. And I like his little cleft chin. There. I said something nice.

In the interview, I suppose he’s promoting his football career… because football season is going to start at some point… right? Like, it happens every year sometime in the fall? But I don’t follow most of the sports with balls, so your guess is as good as mine. Fortunately for us, Tom knows that we want to hear about his love life, his baby-mamas, and his plans for the future. Tom slams the idea that life is “living in the suburbs with a white picket fence.” You know, like the way many of Tom’s football fans live. But I digress. Tom basically says that he wasn’t going to marry a girl and move to the ‘burbs just because a chica gets knocked up (cough cough Bridget Moynahan), or at least that’s how I interpret his comments. He then goes on to talk up Gisele, and says that he would love “four or five” kids, but that “It’s not always my decision.”

Despite his status as football’s golden boy, not everything goes according to plan for Tom Brady.

In December 2006, Brady split with actress Bridget Moynahan, who was in her first trimester of pregnancy. The baby, John Edward Thomas Moynahan, was born the following August. Although Brady was thrilled with his new son, he now acknowledges that the situation caught him off guard.

“That’s not how you envisioned your life, that’s not how you envisioned having children,” he tells Details in its September Issue, “but it happens.”

The experience has given the 32-year-old quarterback a new philosophy about how life unfolds. “Life is not living in the suburbs with a white picket fence. That’s not life,” says Brady. “Somehow our American culture has made it out that that’s what life needs to be – and that if it’s not that, it’s all screwed up. It’s not. You go through life and you try the best you can.”

Brady, who started dating model Gisele Bündchen weeks after splitting with Moynahan, reveals that the couple’s first date was set up by a mutual friend. “This friend told me he knew a girl version of me,” Brady says.

“And he said to me he’d found a boy version of me,” Bündchen, 29, chimed in. The relationship clicked, and the couple tied the knot last April. Bündchen is now pregnant with the couple’s first child together.

Will there be more children on the way? Brady hopes so. “I want a lot of kids,” he says. “I’d love four or five.”

But like everyone who has seen life take them in a different direction, Brady continues, “We’ll see. It’s not always my decision.”

[From People]

Meh. I have to admit, Gisele has started to grow on me, mainly because I don’t like the way everyone beats up on her, and I think she looks really cute pregnant. But it will take a while before I really give a sh-t about Tom. He just seems so bland. I don’t understand why people get worked up over him or his alleged hotness. Also, I really don’t care for the whole “white picket fence” dream either, but live and let live. Some people want that, and more power to them. It’s not for me or Tom to disrespect it.

Thanks to Details for the pictures!