Khloe and Kim Kardashian have been on separate-but-equal thinnification journeys over the past few years. It’s honestly like they’re both trying to “remake” their surgically enhanced “curvy” bodies into the slim, sleek ‘90s ideal. It’s the weirdest f–king thing. With Khloe in particular, her constant face-tweaking and her inability to post social media photos without Facetune-ing the crap out of herself have left people bewildered about just what the hell is going on with her. Like, every four or five months, it’s like she reveals an entirely new face and body.
Anyway, Khloe covers the latest issue of Sorbet Magazine. Her face work is so unsettling, my God. Obviously, she’s unrecognizable, although many fans were confused as to why Khloe was posting photos where she resembled Taylor Swift. I can see that – she definitely looks closer to T-Swift than, say, Khloe circa 2013.
Before the Sorbet photos came out, people were already talking about how a new Khloe Face dropped over the holidays. The photos from the Kardashians’ Christmas party were retouched to a ridiculous degree, especially all of the photos of Khloe. I can’t even imagine the time, money, surgery and unhappiness it took to get her body to look like this. Also: we got our first glimpse of Baby Boy Kardashian-Thompson, the mystery child with no name. If there’s one thing the Kardashian-Jenner women are going to do, it’s treat their sons much differently than their daughters.
Cover & IG courtesy of Sorbet, additional Christmas photos courtesy of Khloe’s IG.
